The holidays have been ... dull. I had to go to school a few times to talk to teachers and I have done some Chaser fan-art, but apart from that, nothing has really happened. I guess the one big thing that happened was that Kevin07 became PM. Yay. I am also pissed off that the Chaser did not win an AFI. Argh.

Oh, and if anyone has any ideas for any new art, then I would love to hear from you.

Because I can't think of anything else to write, I have written down some random things.

P.S. Don't ask 'what's in the container Clive is holding?' in my new avatar? You don't want to know.

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My top 5 tips to getting rid of those pesky Indian tele-marketers (which I have used myself).

1. Hang-up immediately as soon as you hear that Indian accent. However, make sure that isn't one of your Indian teachers before you do (I almost did this once).

2. Talk in a foreign language. It is always good to throw a heap of swear words/rude phrases at them. e.g. "Deine Mutter ist eine Kuh" or "okaasanwa porono wo miru no ga sukida".

3. Act like a five year-old. Claim that you mummy/daddy/toy duck doesn't want you to talk to strangers and that you want a glass of water/milk/raw fish before bedtime. It always works.

4. Cry (pretending obviously). Claim that your arm/leg/window is broken and you can't talk to them at the moment as you need to ring the ambulance/local GP/lawyer.

5. Say that you don't want a phone/holiday because your uncle Bob/pet turtle died from cancer due to phone radiation/having a short and jocular conversation on the phone in a plane, which caused it to crash. However, this will be followed by an awkward moment...